Hey you,listen to me.. 

I am warning you..

please leave,

No time, no place, 

You just pop in, 

some times loud, 

sometimes I hold you within!


Sometimes you are odourless, 

I feel a little relieved.. 

Sometimes you embarrass me, 

Ahh.. people stare at me aggrieved!


I wish I had an option, 

to set you free when 

I feel. 

please be kind and listen 

to me, it's my sincere appeal!


My dear don't get angry .. 

I know you come from my back part, 

People really don't like you, 

You are an ugly FART..!!!


-Manasa Hegde